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my throat started feeling raw and sensitive last night
woke up this morning feeling like hell

i decided a few hours ago id try eat something
tuna sounded quite nice

i looked at the nutritional facts
and it said "Low in Mercury"


what. the.
i would hope so?
so they're saying other tunas contain a high percentage of mercury?
or maybe this is the brands "special edition tuna", as all their others just cause death, and this can will just cause illness

so i found myself eating raisins and cough drops

Priceless. All fish I believe have mercury in it.. but maybe they have less than normal.. I may be wrong

Yes all fish has mercury i believe. Firmer fishes like swordfish will have less.

Yikes. Guess i better stop telling pregnant ladies to eat swordfish.

You remember when Charlie Bucket slowly opens his once-a-year birthday chocolate bar, him and his family so sure it will contain a golden ticket. But sadly, there is no such ticket.....


This is how I feel when I don't win the Mega Millions. Tonight is the night. 78 Million....i actually bought a ticket.